1. tinycartridge:

    Disasterpeace and Derris Kharlan released a split single titled West, which contains two tracks that would be at home in the Spaghetti Western-themed retro shoot-out game I keep dreaming about. The other track on this split is by Disasterpeace, whose name you might know from the many, many game soundtracks he’s worked on, including Fez.

    BUY Rise of the Obsidian Interstellar, my favorite Disasterpeace album; Derris Kharlan's Live, another personal favorite

    1 year ago  /  115 notes  /  Source: SoundCloud / Derris-Kharlan

  2. tinycartridge:

    Disasterpeace and Derris Kharlan released a split single titled West, which contains two tracks that would be at home in the Spaghetti Western-themed retro shoot-out game I keep dreaming about. The other track on this split is by Disasterpeace, whose name you might know from the many, many game soundtracks he’s worked on, including Fez.

    BUY Rise of the Obsidian Interstellar, my favorite Disasterpeace album; Derris Kharlan's Live, another personal favorite

    1 year ago  /  115 notes  /  Source: SoundCloud / Derris-Kharlan

  3. collegehumor:


Talking Down Your Classroom Boner [Click for full post]
Jason, 13, sits in the back of Ms. Stevens’ 7th Grade Algebra class.

Jason: That’s enough, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to come down.
Boner: Not until I get what I deserve!
Jason: I will not negotiate with a mad man.
Boner: No? Then I’ll BLOW UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
Jason: No, no, no. No one wants that. Come down and we’ll talk like men.
Boner: Don’t fuckin’ patronize me, man. I know as soon as I come down you’ll forget all about me. I’M GONNA BLOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!
Jason: Do you remember ‘86? You want us to end up like Tommy Fitz? Ring a bell? 8th grader. Pooped his pants in gym and had to transfer schools. We don’t want another Fitz situation on our hands.
Boner: You think I want to be like this. You brought me here. You did this to me. You turned me into this monster.
Jason: Me? How?
Boner: You! EVERYONE! Jessica Callahan. Ms. Stevens’ tight sweater. The parabola on page 22. So curvy! YOU DID THIS TO ME!
Jason: Mistakes have been made on both sides, but it doesn’t have to end this way. Talk to me.
Boner: I just want my freedom. I’m locked up like an animal in here! I demand fresh air 24/7.
Jason: You know we can’t do that. Continue

    collegehumor:

    Talking Down Your Classroom Boner [Click for full post]

    Jason, 13, sits in the back of Ms. Stevens’ 7th Grade Algebra class.

    Jason: That’s enough, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to come down.

    Boner: Not until I get what I deserve!

    Jason: I will not negotiate with a mad man.

    Boner: No? Then I’ll BLOW UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

    Jason: No, no, no. No one wants that. Come down and we’ll talk like men.

    Boner: Don’t fuckin’ patronize me, man. I know as soon as I come down you’ll forget all about me. I’M GONNA BLOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!

    Jason: Do you remember ‘86? You want us to end up like Tommy Fitz? Ring a bell? 8th grader. Pooped his pants in gym and had to transfer schools. We don’t want another Fitz situation on our hands.

    Boner: You think I want to be like this. You brought me here. You did this to me. You turned me into this monster.

    Jason: Me? How?

    Boner: You! EVERYONE! Jessica Callahan. Ms. Stevens’ tight sweater. The parabola on page 22. So curvy! YOU DID THIS TO ME!

    Jason: Mistakes have been made on both sides, but it doesn’t have to end this way. Talk to me.

    Boner: I just want my freedom. I’m locked up like an animal in here! I demand fresh air 24/7.

    Jason: You know we can’t do that. Continue

    1 year ago  /  608 notes  /  Source: College Humor

  4. tinycartridge:

    Disasterpeace and Derris Kharlan released a split single titled West, which contains two tracks that would be at home in the Spaghetti Western-themed retro shoot-out game I keep dreaming about. The other track on this split is by Disasterpeace, whose name you might know from the many, many game soundtracks he’s worked on, including Fez.

    BUY Rise of the Obsidian Interstellar, my favorite Disasterpeace album; Derris Kharlan's Live, another personal favorite

    1 year ago  /  115 notes  /  Source: SoundCloud / Derris-Kharlan

  5. epic fail!!!!!!

    epic fail!!!!!!

    1 year ago  /  0 notes

  6. HOLY SHIT ZELDA WITH CHEESE BEST COMBO EVER HE’S EVEN A FUCKING SAUSAGE.!!!!?!!?!?!!!!?!!

    HOLY SHIT ZELDA WITH CHEESE BEST COMBO EVER HE’S EVEN A FUCKING SAUSAGE.!!!!?!!?!?!!!!?!!

    (via drawsgood)

    2 years ago  /  207 notes  /  Source: drawsgood.com

  7. FALCON PUNCH!!!! Is not allways as it sems

    FALCON PUNCH!!!! Is not allways as it sems

    2 years ago  /  0 notes